Surf Talk Guru

Whoa ladies, back up! It only looks like he’s two feet long. The fact is, this is one stud who doesn’t need a girlfriend. He can pick up anything on the beach and it’ll go dowtown with him.

Seriously though, here’s the real story: Here’s Jedi Jonny Knape posing with a two-foot salmon shark he attacked at Agate Beach yesterday. His nice, thick Xcel wetsuit is protecting him from the serrated teeth of this and other lurking sharks. “Remember kids,” he touted to the group of gathering children, “Wear armor. Don’t get bit!” Thank God there are heroes like Jonny out there to protect the rest of us surfers!